![]() ![]() Russian scholar, lifeguard, fireman, pilot, stuntman, poet, bodybuilder, Black Belt… and I haven’t even mentioned his acting! or during his top secret reconnaissance missions across the Iron Curtain. William Smith is the most skilled bull whip master known today.Īre you f***ing kidding me? He’s the the world’s most skilled bull whip master? How does that even happen? Did he practice during his down time as a French Riviera lifeguard? Or perhaps he perfected his bull whip mastery in between putting out California wild fires…. ![]() His verse can be found in a published collection: The Poetic Works of William Smith. William Smith also fancies himself a poet. He was a lifeguard on the French Riviera. William Smith is a direct descendant of Daniel Boone. Why couldn’t he be satisfied with English, Russian, German and French? He just had to go and become fluent in Serbo-Croatian too. It’s like he’s rubbing it in at this point. ![]() Now it has transcended from being interesting trivia to a biography that’s making me question whether I’ve really done anything with my life. He holds a Black Belt in martial arts (Kung Fu and Kenpo Karate). Served as a volunteer fireman in the 1950s, putting out California wildfires. William Smith is fluent in English, Russian, German, French, and Serbo-Croatian. Growing up, William Smith was a cattle rancher. that’s surely enough cool points to get you laid for a lifetime. I’d be content with being a boxer and Marlboro Man…. Has been the Arm Wrestling World Champion… twice. Was the final Marlboro Man before cigarette advertising was discontinued on television. ![]() He taught Russian at UCLA while working on his PhD, but abandoned it to work as a stunt man for Tarzan movies. (I would love to know the story behind that one loss.) He also competed at the amateur level in downhill skiing and motorcross. Smith was an amateur boxer with a 31-1 record. We could stop right there, and that’d be pretty impressive. Has a master’s degree in Russian Studies from UCLA.Ĭurrently is the world record holder for reverse-curling his own body weight. He would have obtained a classified position within the US government, but was barred when he married a mysterious French actress known only as Michelle. William Smith at one time had both CIA and NSA clearance. William Smith served in the US Air Force during the Korean War where he was a Russian Intercept Interrogator and flew secret missions over Russia. But be prepared to feel like you’ve done absolutely nothing with your life. To see why, let’s take a look into his background. In fact, I’d go as far as to say he’s an Über-Übermensch. He’s not only a human weapon that could eat Chuck Norris for breakfast, but he’s also an accomplished scholar, poet, and all around Übermensch. Smith has earned the right to be declared Hollywood’s Dos Equis man. You may recognize his face since he’s played everything from Conan the Barbarian’s father to the Russian commander in Red Dawn. Never heard of him? Although he’s been in over 300 movies and TV shows, William Smith was never much of a headline actor – usually playing a supporting role as the stereotypical tough-guy villain. I’m talking about Will iam Smith the world’s biggest badass and Renaissance Man. We’re not talking about the Fresh Prince here, folks. THE Dos Equis guy has nothing on actor, William Smith. ![]()
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